RT @sn0tty: Zombie wedding cake = badass: http://is.gd/4P6pO (found on @SeattleBrideMag blog)
Melissa Dowell
NYC-based illustrator and graphic designer.
Nov 06
I want zombie wedding cake.
Today has been a very wedding themed day…
Dear face: please stop leaking fluids. It’s gross and I’ve gone through a lot of toilet paper in the past few days. This shit ain’t funny
I was going to announce on here that my phone is dead, then realized I haven’t met about 3/4ths of yous.
Nov 05
El estomago dice: GRRRRRRRRRR
Reason #1256 that I hate riding the subways: I now smell like the cheap perfume of the person sitting next to me for the past hour.
Fear my angry words!
For my next trick, I plan on spontaneously combusting.
This week… after my freak mosquito attack that has left all my finger joints swollen, now my nose has turned into a leaky faucet of magma
